That is really about all the recent news fit to print, sadly. I did spend a glorious if low-key week at Kaitlin's house (who is not only my best friend, but possibly the best friend ever had by anyone). It included, among other things, a trashcan full of maggots! Otherwise, I am unemployed and doing things like jogging regularly, spending too much time on the internet, playing Nuzlocke challenge mode pokémon, and contemplating cutting off most of my hair and wearing it in a fauxhawk except on interview days.
In conclusion, far right of middle row is clearly the child of Finn and The Prince of All Cosmos, and I am going to train the hell out of it.